At Least I Didn’t Go Blind T-Shirt

Description

Sometimes the bar is low. Sometimes survival is the achievement.

This design delivers dark, dry humor with a simple visual and a blunt statement—because not everything needs explaining, and not every outcome is a tragedy.

• Minimalist illustration with subtle shock value
• Dry, deadpan humor for questionable situations
• Clean layout with centered graphic and text
• Comfortable everyday fit

You made it through. That counts.