Built Like a Wishbone T-Shirt

Description

This is the physical embodiment of bad posture and worse intentions.

The design features a barely-holding-it-together skeleton paired with the phrase “Built like a wishbone, vibes like a crypt keeper.” It’s equal parts self-awareness and undead confidence—celebrating weak structure, strong presence, and absolutely no shame.

• Original horror-comedy skeleton illustration
• Dark humor with retro monster energy
• Comfortable everyday fit
• For people held together by caffeine and spite

You may snap, but the vibes never do.