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This graphic T-shirt features a haunting, sleep-deprived figure with hollow eyes and wild hair, embodying the moment consciousness arrives far too early.
The phrase “Cursed to Rise Before Coffee Was Brewed.” turns a daily struggle into dark humor, capturing the universal misery of waking up before your brain is ready to participate.
Blending horror-inspired artwork with painfully relatable humor, this design is made for night owls, early risers by force, and anyone whose personality doesn’t activate without caffeine.
Bold, expressive, and unapologetically honest, this shirt works as both a warning and a statement piece for mornings that should not exist.
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