If I Roll My Eye Any Harder I’ll Take Flight T-Shirt

Description

This design features an intensely unimpressed owl radiating pure judgment and zero patience. The phrase “If I Roll My Eye Any Harder, I’ll Take Flight.” perfectly captures peak sarcasm, burnout energy, and the silent rage of being done with everyone.

It’s made for people whose eye-rolls are dramatic, earned, and fully justified. Equal parts humor and menace, this shirt says what you’re already thinking—without you having to engage.

• Original owl illustration with heavy attitude
• Sarcastic humor with sharp personality
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Perfect for introverts, overthinkers, and professionals at being done

No words. Just judgment.