I’m Not a Toy, I’m a Weaponized Tantrum T-Shirt

Description

This design is for anyone who looks manageable right up until they absolutely are not.

Featuring an enraged, toy-like character paired with the phrase “I’m Not a Toy, I’m a Weaponized Tantrum,” this shirt turns bottled frustration into a full-blown personality trait.

It’s loud, aggressive in the funniest way, and unapologetically dramatic.

• Original illustrated artwork
• Comfortable for everyday wear
• High-quality print built to last
• Designed for people with zero emotional volume control

Wear it as a disclaimer. Or a warning label.