I’m the Action Action Figure Your Mom Warned You About T-Shirt

Description

This design takes childhood nostalgia and immediately ruins it.

Featuring a cursed, bootleg-style action figure beneath the phrase “I’m the Action Action Figure Your Mom Warned You About,” this shirt blends toy-aisle innocence with absolute menace.

It’s ridiculous, threatening, and aggressively unserious.

• Original illustrated artwork
• Comfortable for everyday wear
• High-quality print built to last
• Designed for people who were never the safe option

No batteries included. Supervision recommended.