Too Cute to Quarantine T-Shirt

Description

Some things are dangerous. Some things are adorable. This one is both.

This design features an absurdly cheerful slime creature with a smile that suggests it absolutely knows it shouldn’t be here. The phrase “Too Cute to Quarantine” leans into dark humor, bad decisions, and the irresistible urge to ignore warnings.

Perfect for anyone who thrives on chaos, questionable choices, and creatures that should not be trusted.

• Original cartoon-style illustration
• Dark humor with a playful, chaotic tone
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Ideal for fans of ironic danger and cute disasters

If it’s smiling, it’s already too late.