Cursed to Rise Before Coffee Was Brewed – Exhausted Horror T-Shirt

Description

This graphic T-shirt features a haunting, exhausted figure with hollow eyes and unkempt hair, perfectly capturing the misery of waking up before coffee exists.

The phrase “Cursed to Rise Before Coffee Was Brewed.” turns a universal struggle into dark, painfully relatable humor. It’s not a phase. It’s a condition.

Blending horror aesthetics with everyday exhaustion, this design is made for early risers who didn’t choose this life, night owls forced into mornings, and anyone whose personality doesn’t load until caffeine does.

Printed on a soft black tee, this shirt is comfortable enough for long days and honest enough to warn people not to talk to you yet.