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You’ve done things. You’ve seen things. You are the thing.
Weaponized sarcasm. Natural defense mechanism.
Maximum eye roll. Zero patience.
Cute laugh. Unsettling hour.
Trouble didn’t just happen. It arrived.
Not a warning. A confession.
Technically successful. Emotionally questionable.
When the vibes kick in, you already know.
Not all gummies are sweet. Some just want to summon chaos.
Holiday cheer, aggressively redefined.
Best buds forever—literally.
He’s green. He’s mean. He’s judging your expired yogurt.
Turtle mode: unhinged.
A grotesque baby oil bottle is back from the dead and ready ...
Bug-eyed. Tongue out. Zero awareness. 100% you.
Breakfast shouldn’t ask existential questions.
Smiling high with chaotic confidence.
Because sometimes, only a neon middle finger will do.
A little gummy. A little dirty. All fun.
One eye on your soul. One eye on yesterday. All eyes on ...
Your lightbulb moment just got unhinged.
A legendary being powered by caffeine and chaos.
