Static Shock? Buddy, I Invented It T-Shirt

Description

This shirt is for people who don’t react — they originate.

Featuring a feral, electrified creature mid-scream and the phrase “Static Shock? Buddy, I Invented It.”, this design is pure chaotic confidence. It’s not about surviving the spark — it’s about being the reason the lights flicker.

• Original high-energy horror-comedy illustration
• Bold, aggressive typography
• Comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Perfect for loud personalities, chaos starters, and walking hazards

If you’re surprised, you weren’t paying attention.