Stay Cool… Or Else T-Shirt

Description

This appliance has opinions.

This design features a grinning, frostbitten machine with too many teeth and a warning that feels less like advice and more like a threat: “Stay Cool… Or Else.”

• Original horror-comedy illustration
• Dark humor inspired by possessed household tech
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Perfect for people who run cold, lose patience, or both

Some things don’t overheat. They snap.