Don’t Talk to Me Before My Seventh Breakdown – Goblin Rant Mug

Description

Forget the cute morning mugs—this one’s speaking your language.

Front and center is a bug-eyed, straitjacketed, sweat-dripping breakdown goblin with cracked lips, matted hair, and twitchy energy that screams “I’m done.”

Below, the beautifully blunt reality: “Don’t talk to me before my seventh breakdown.”

• Ceramic
• Unstable. Unfiltered. Unapologetically over it.
• Ideal gift for therapists, baristas, or just...you.