Fresh Linen? I Smell Fear T-Shirt

Description

You wanted fresh. It detected terror.

This design features a demonic, sentient appliance emanating menace, paired with the phrase “Fresh Linen? I Smell Fear.”

• Original horror-comedy illustration
• Domestic satire with supernatural hostility
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Ideal for laundry rebels, appliance skeptics, and chaos enjoyers

Some smells can’t be masked. Especially panic.