I Fix Things… Permanently T-Shirt

Description

Not every problem survives the solution.

This design features an unhinged, sentient toolbox armed with tools, steam pouring out, and a grin that suggests whatever was broken is about to be fixed forever. The phrase “I Fix Things… Permanently.” delivers dark humor with a mechanical edge.

Perfect for anyone who believes in decisive repairs and irreversible outcomes.

• Original cartoon illustration with industrial chaos energy
• Dark humor rooted in overcorrection and finality
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Ideal for mechanics, tinkerers, and problem solvers with no mercy

If it still works afterward, you didn’t go far enough.