Light, Medium, Dark… Or Eternal Blackened Torment? T-Shirt

Description

Some mornings require choices. Some mornings require sacrifices.

This design features a possessed toaster with a grin that suggests it has seen things, paired with the phrase “Light, Medium, Dark… Or Eternal Blackened Torment?” A tribute to daily routines that feel slightly cursed.

• Original dark humor illustration
• Bold typography with a sinister breakfast vibe
• Comfortable fit built for early mornings and late regrets
• Perfect for coffee addicts, toast traditionalists, and chaos enjoyers

Select carefully. It remembers your last choice.