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A calm response. Completely unconvincing.
Some edges are physical. Others are a personality trait.
Not an attitude problem. An energy conservation strategy.
Honesty isn’t rude. It’s just tired.
Not collectible. Definitely problematic.
Literal. Metaphorical. Either way, it stinks.
You’ve done things. You’ve seen things. You are the thing.
Weaponized sarcasm. Natural defense mechanism.
Maximum eye roll. Zero patience.
Just in case they finally get to you.
Just. Let. Me. Lie. Down.
Cute laugh. Unsettling hour.
That sound isn’t sleep. It’s failure.
Trouble didn’t just happen. It arrived.
Not a warning. A confession.
Technically successful. Emotionally questionable.
This pufferfish isn’t full of himself—he’s just full of ...
They’re gummy. They’re nummy. And one of them brought the ...
They’re gummy. They’re nummy. They’re lit. This shirt is a ...
When the vibes kick in, you already know.
This gummy's got the goods. A rainbow bear, a bong, and ...
Not all gummies are sweet. Some just want to summon chaos.
Holiday cheer, aggressively redefined.
